In the current craft cocktail climate, it may seem like all your friends have their favorite cocktails put to memory, but not everyone is skilled in the ways of mixology.
For the novice, ordering a drink can be a daunting task. Even if you know exactly what you want, it can be hard for the bartender to understand your request. Cocktail ordering can be confusing for a lot of people. Bartenders want their guests to be happy with their cocktail and with the cost of craft cocktails today, bar guests want to be happy as well. The key is communication with your bartender or server.
You can order the same drink in 10 different bars and get 10 different variations, especially with the plethora of liquor and mixers in the marketplace. Any variable can change the drink you like.
If you like a drink to be made a specific way, let your bartender know exactly how you want it made because they will make it the way they know best or the way they like it themselves.
Fake it till you make it. Order a drink that you are curious about and order it confidently. Because the bartender wants to make you happy (remember their livelihood), they will often share details about a drink or suggest what they make well. Bartenders have a lot of pride.
If you’re expanding your drink experience, pick your time wisely. People walk into a bar and order what they think they know. When they want to order outside their comfort zone, they don’t know what to order. If they want to try a new fancy drink, then pick a time when the bartender is not in the weeds.
Since drinking establishments can be fast-paced, chaotic, and noisy places, it’s not easy to have a conversation across the bar. Fortunately, there is bar lingo that you can use for ordering drinks. Getting to know the lingo, what they mean, and when to use them, can be helpful. These terms will help you learn how to order a cocktail like a pro.
NEAT
When you just want to sip one spirit or liqueur with no ice, no mixer, and unchilled, order your drink ‘neat’. Order: “I’d like a bourbon, neat.” For a specific brand, say “I’d like a Maker’s Mark, neat.” Typically poured into a snifter or old-fashioned glass. Ordering neat is a great way to get to know different types of spirits.
UP/STRAIGHT UP
A drink ordered ‘up’ will be either stirred or shaken with ice, and then typically strained and poured into a cocktail/martini or coupe glass . “Up” drinks are served in stemmed pre-chilled glasses to prevent warming of contents.
Many classic cocktails are served ‘up’ by default, including martinis, manhattans, and cosmopolitans. For many cocktails, you don’t need to ask for them ‘up’, as they will be served that way, but just in case, say “I’d like a vodka/Tito’s Gimlet, up”.
‘Straight up’ is a tricky term in bartending. The word ‘straight’ is sometimes used to mean the same thing as neat – room temperature, not served over ice. The word ‘up’ means chilled and strained. The term straight up could mean either one of these, therefore, never just say “straight up’.
If you’re ordering a cocktail that’s usually served up, the bartender will presume that’s what you mean. But if it’s a drink that’s not generally straight up, then clarify by saying, “I’d like a Tanqueray straight up and shaken”.
ON THE ROCKS
A drink served ‘on the rocks’ is simple to understand. It means served on ice. This then raises a question about ice. Many bars, particularly higher-end craft cocktail joints, will have different types of ice, and each will bring a different character to your drink.
The smaller the ice, the more surface area comes into contact with the alcohol, which leads to faster dilution. Large cubes or spheres that take up the biggest volume will dilute your drink at the slowest rate. Order a single spirit, “I’d like a whiskey/Jameson on the rocks”. If you want to specify ice, “I’d like a Negroni with a large cube.”
SHAKEN
If you like your drinks super cold and with lots of dilution, ordering them shaken is the way to get it. As a general bartending rule, certain cocktails are shaken by default, including anything that involves citrus, dairy, liqueurs, or egg whites.
Anything can be shaken, except carbonated ingredients. A shaken drink should always be poured into a pre-chilled glass. Order “I’d like a vodka/Belvedere martini, shaken.”
STIRRED
Stirring a cocktail is a way to chill it in a gentle manner. The ice slowly melts by adding dilution into the drink. This results in a cocktail with a different texture and a smoother mouthfeel.
The stirred method works best for cocktails that are spirit-forward, such as martinis and Manhattans. They are stirred as a rule for these reasons and to preserve clarity so always specify the method you prefer. A stirred drink should always be poured into a chilled glass. Order “I’d like a gin/Beefeater martini, stirred.”
Best of Luck out there! This guide should help you avoid embarrassment and solidify that you get the drink you ordered.
Cheers,
Michael